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posted by Jud at 3:59 AM
man i enjoy reading mag but it always gives me the drive to go town and get myself some stuff, but anw i need to get new clothes b4 my poly starts. but going to town means you need friends to accom you(so tt shoppin won't be so dull plus they can give you advise), you need to have bloody lots of cash with you, you need get urself dressed up(which is somewhat troublesome too), you need to walk all the way to the MRT station b4 you get to town( the sun is so damn hot you dun wanna get melt under tt fire hot weather), and you need to control urself cox you can't possobly buy whatever you lik and tt makes you feel horrible-BECAUSE I WANT TT ONE!!!!tt's not all. i've to return home before 6:30 and given tt few hours to shop its definitely not enough!!and when you see two things you really wanna get and you can't make up ur mind which one to choose so tt's when you end up getting both! and then tt makes me feel guilty for being so impatient...hmmm watever it is i shall stop buying earings or necklaces for god sake i need clothes!!nope i need pants too.so i guess i need to buy bout -5 new clothes -2 more jeans-1 bag-1 (or a couple more)pair/s of shoes/slippersbut then it'll add up to a total of about 450 bucks or even more!!so minus 3 clothes, minus minus minus......................lets see if i really need themcox you noe money dun come tt easy so i can't just spend mummy's and daddy's money lik tt.(-__-"")i'm no millionaire's daughterbut ehh i'll still go shopping :)
posted by Jud at 7:10 AM
Finished reading my book!!!! yeah really really worth buying.i was flippling through the may issue of CLEO mag on 100 beauty tricks & tips for hair lips and skin.here are some really useful ones if you're interested:--to reduce the size of a pimple, hold an ice cube wrapped in a claen cloth over it for a few mins.--squeeze eye drops made to reduce redness onto a cotton swab and hold it on ur pimple for 10 to 15 secs. then watch as ur zit becomes colourless!--to get super-shiny and tangle-free hair: squeeze the juice of two lemons into a glass,add warm water and pour over ur hair after shampooing. then comb through and rinse off. --threat dry thick skin on ur feet with lemon juice, anatural exfoliant. cut a lemon in half and rub pulp side vigorously against the heels and soles of ur feet for a min.--smash and add asprins to shampoo to combat dandruff.one day i shall try out some of da funny tips CLEO suggested and see if they really work!
posted by Jud at 6:17 AM
i strongly urge you pple to buy the book(the curious incident of the dog in the night-time), i've got y'day. its so so funny yet moving and it'll quickly hook you in-you just can't stop reading. i started reading it at 12 plus last nite and forced my tired eyes to continue on for a few more pages.this author wrote in a first-person narrator as an autistic child. so the book begin with a dog being murdered cox he said he said he must start a book with something tt catches pple's attention. And one thing bout this book, its chapters are not numbered lik, for eg. 1,2,3,4,5... its numbered in 2,3,5,7,11,13(prime numbers)... he said he find pple confusing for 2 main reasons. firstly, he siad pple talk a lot without using words. and his friend told him tt when you raise one eyebrow it can mean lots of diff things. it means "I WANNA DO SEX WITH YOU" and it can also mean "I THING TT WHAT YOU JUST SAID WAS VERY STUPID". the second main reason is tt pple often talk using metaphors. here are some eg.si lauged my socks off. he was the apple of her eye.they had a skeleton in the cupboard.we had a real pig of a day. the dog was stone dead.but he tot tt metaphor should be called a lie cox a pig is nt lik a day and pple do nt have skaletons in their cardboard. it confuses him cox imagining an apple in someone's eye doesn't have anything to do with liking someone a lot and it makes you forgot wat the person was talking about( cox then he will be imaginating and not listening).and when he met an inspector he said his hairy nose looked as if there were two very small mice hiding in his nostrils. hahahahahahaha OMG!!! he left a star(*) beside tt sentence and wrote at the end od the page tt it isn't a metaphor, it is a simile, which maens tt it really did look lik there were two small mice hiding in his nosetrils, and if you make a picture in ur head of a man with two mice hiding in his nostrils, you will know what the police inspector looked lik. so there you go. its really an enjoyable book i would stronly recommend you to buy( hah cox i won't want to lend mine out)!!! the cover is dark orange in colour and a dog printed upside-down. its an amazing novel so dun give it a miss
posted by Jud at 4:10 AM
yep...sis and i went to town together this afternoon and i managed to pick a good book from borders. Its called The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-time by mark haddon. i reckon its a nice book which is worth reading since its the Whitbread award winner keke. anyways now i've got one less reason to complian bout boredom at home.
then we went to take our first neoprint together keke OMG yeh 1st time. but it was somewat awkward and we were lik so stiff!!
i have one really really really painful pimple on my upper forehead (luckily its covered under my hair).
The diameter is 0.4cm so its considered big enough for me to worry over. you know what? i find it very disturbing when pple has pimple with diameter less than 0.01cm, which is about half the size of a tiny mini sesame seed, whine childishly over tt teeny weeny bit of pimple. my god- i call tt GU NIANG. Here's one kind suggestion frm me if you're one of them: slap urself full stop.
posted by Jud at 11:29 AM
woooo yeh my new blog skin is so sexy!! just got it changed so tt i myself won't get sick and tired of da old blogskin.
this afternoon i went to collect my medical report for my poly and happen to see my neighbour(daughter).while chattin i told her tt i'm going to tp and she said "oh good tp tp. what course?"
mum casually answer for me:"food and nutrition"... (oh no mum!! its applied food science and nutrition!!!!)
and my neighbour must have tot its those kind of lousy course for pple who are less academic incline. she said in mandrin:"ke yi du jui hao"
huh?! what do you mean? i interpret as:ai yo dun be upset as long as you can enter a desent poly. but hello?? now more and more pple are entering poly and they are doing just as well or better than those pple who goes jc. i mean poly is GOOD!! dun you pple look down on us. mum also has the mind set tt poly pple are dumB and are not any better than gangsters.
my previous conversation with my neighbour(mother) also made me felt so inferior. when i told her i'm doing applied food science and nutrition in tp she ignorantly asked if i wanna be a chef next time.OMG pls lar
nvm yinglong nvm you've got to buck up and prove them wrong!!
posted by Jud at 12:47 PM
qoute for the day:
destiny is no matter of chance. it is a matter of choice: it is nt a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved. -william jennings bryan
posted by Jud at 2:30 PM
oh dear all along i've been yearning for a long holiday lik this but when you had enough fun, boredom slowly creeps and overtake ur life.
omg now i find myself napping more than usual and snacking for the sake of findin something to do. once in a while i do make myself useful by helpin with some simple stuff i should do like tidying up my bed haha damn it...or read some mag but snooze off not long after read a couple of pages.
lolx my daily routine now is sleep, have bunch then watch tv, nap, wake up and snack or do my own silly thingsor read newspaper than nap again til dinner. after tt sis will return home frm work and we'll chat a little til she goes to bed then i'll help mum to make soya bean milk(we drink everyday) then watch midnight tv with dad to about 2am before i snuggle up in my bed again.
mum doesn't push me to find a job tt's why i'm jobless and learnt how to laze my days away haha.
my friend can tahan stayin at home for almost two weeks, not steppin a foot out of his house!? ridiculous? i'm on my way to it and break my record. now i noe how my granny's life is lik..
wed i may be going out with sis eh at least i've got something ta do this week.
OMG I REALLY ADMIRE MY FRIENDS WHO ARE STUDYIN AT JC NOW. I MISS SCHOOL LIFE DEARLY. but minus the homework/tutorials of cause
posted by Jud at 2:16 PM
oh bored bored bored. what else can i saY... hmmm now i'm home all day long i'm think my relationship wif dad is gettin closer!! daddy i love you haha. eh though he made me trim the entire grass in the garden or change the fish tank water i still love him haha.. wonder why i'm so lame? daddy is just as lame. he is so funny and he likes to copy what he heard frm the tv programme OMG. HE'S MY STAR! just now tt jessica/devona gal msg me again, askin me my hp model. asked what time i go to bed lolx ZZZzzZzzzz may be she can ask something more interestin other then tt. be more creative la.my friend is down with tt hand foot mouth disease haha how lucky yeh? i tot only little kids will get tt kinda thing? with more than ten ulcers in his mouth he could still manage to chat on da phone with me keke. i suggestted tt he rub salt on his ulcers haha OMG i wonder how it'll feel like!! da poor guy is gonna jump lik a monkey keke.wooooohh but it works rite? no harm tryin keke (-__-"") -ehh its just a suggestion.NOWADAYS i spend more time in da toilet cox i start to pay more attention to my hair line and was really concerned whether i'm droppin too much hair.. am i balding? and i can't help lookin at pple's hair to see if they have the same prob as me hahaha. of cause i dun care bout those ah peh balding, i only check out women's hair. and sad to say i realised tt quite a no. of them have got very obvious loss of hair!? my god i mean dun they even care? it just look damn ugly!! oops... i dun wanna be lik them
posted by Jud at 1:59 PM
gosh this is hard... let me tell ya wat went wrong to my com. the problem is, i the screen has got some prob lar!!!! the colour is funny and its filled with little dots tt makes it hard for mr to read stuff.
anyway one gal by the mane of devona msg me but apparently she has got the wrong no. but she kept insistin tt i'm tryin to make fun of it. WTH so in the end i'll have to scold her: hey are you nuts? F*** this is not a game i tell ya. believe it or not i'm not your friend haikel!! i'm gonna stop replyin you cox i dun even noe who you are?! you're mad!!
she replied: anewae is dis a gameor something... dun tell me you dun noe me?!
mw:up to you to belive it.. i'm not goin ta reply you anymore. stop irritating me you idiot.
her: i was beginin ta suspect dat you r e wrong person bud a chinese fella can't use dis kinda short americany sms!
(huh?!)
me: dunno watcha talking bout k.... asshole (i must be mean to this kindof pple)
she":haikel its ME 4 once n 4 all! can you pleez dun send me phoney msg!!
she again: k i'm not gonna sms u anemore! i 'm sick and tired 2 hear dose i dun kniw!
me( damn it... how dare you scold me when you are the stupid fellow who started all this?! there goes my reply
: fucker like i wanna msg you huh.
her reply:wat fucker all i cme there and box your shit face dan you noe. anyway i m terribly sorry i tot u were my fren.. dun mistake me..;)
i didn't reply of cause
the next morning she msg me agian, sayin:sorry bout yest. my fren gave me the wrong no.
my reply: nvm its ok
her: anewaae i'd lyk 2 noe u more. so wat school r you studying in huh
me: waitin to go poly. you?
her: ooopies! guess i'm actually or ta say totally younger den you... i'm in sec one of yishun sec school. where do you live dun worry i'm not gonna cum and rob ur houz...
me:hougang
her:so what is ur religion?
me: hah are you interviewin me or what... i'm a free tghinker
her: i'm a christian. what is ur race?
me: chinese?
her:i m an american indian
................................................
.............................................. the story goes on and on...
at night she sent me yet another msg:aneway my name is jessica... urs is yinglong bud i shall kol you jason ok?
me:hello i'm a gal la wat jason. my name sounds lik a guy izzit?!
her:o pooh... sorry me tot u were a boy hmm let me c.i shall kol u joanne. my fren in australia has tt mane.
......................................there goes all her nonsense.... she call me joanne?! asshole but anyway this is entertaining....since i'm bored at home.
she'll msg me tmr ahain for sure...
lets wait for her to tell me more funny stuff.....
i'm suspectin if she really is an innocent gal who wants to make a new friend or wat...
posted by Jud at 3:32 AM
its 31 march and i've been recievin calls frm my sec school regardin my speech day stuff.
here's one headache thing bout attendin the thing-wat am i supposed to wear?!
okie i know i should wear a blouse, skirt and presentable shoe!! OMG then in short i'll be lookin lik a waitress izzit? damn it!!
anw my teacher tot i'm going to a JC so i'll hav to wear my jc school U.
keke so i told her: hah cher i'm not going to a jc! (man tt is embarassin)
i'm not sayin tt goin poly is embarassin but then all my taechers tot i'm goin jc la....WTH!!
(-__-"')
ah gong was discharged frm hospital today and he missed granny a lot haha they haven been seein each other for a week.
ya noe last nite grandpa was layin on the bed after the scope and he looked at the clock which reads 7:35;he compliant tt he has been starvin for 12hrs hah he really is very greedy man. when the nurse was servin the patient with drinks, he sat up and asked for milo even before its his turn! (OMG ah gong!! the doctor said you weren't supposed to eat anything!!) he is so cute.
everytime i visit him in da hospital i'll touch his hand to tell him tt i love him hah yeh ;) old pple need their children to assure them tt love is given to them...
posted by Jud at 8:25 AM